Travis Barker:
Travis Barker Naked
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Information:
Name: Travis Barker
Born: 1975-11-14
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
American Pie 2 (2001), Riding in Vans with Boys (2003), Punk'd (2003), Duets (2003), Concrete Jungle (2009)
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Robert De Niro:
Robert De Niro Nude
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Information:
Name: Robert De Niro
Born: 1943-08-17
Height: 1.77
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Filmography:
20% Fiction (2009), Heat (2009), Greetings (1968), Saturday Night Live (2002), Falling in Love (1984)
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Aaron Kwok:
Aaron Kwok Nude
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Information:
Name: Aaron Kwok
Born: 1965-10-26
Height: 1.72
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Filmography:
Lang man feng bao (1996), Ji Boy xiao zi zhi zhen jia wai long (1992), Leui ting jin ging (2000), Wu yi tan zhang: Lei Luo zhuan zhi er (1991), Xi huan de gu shi (1990)
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Q: What do you call a
fly buzzing inside a
blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
JokullValloispH
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce
Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat
her with a shovel!
DarryllDuartexV
Did you hear about the farmer who
lost control
of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he hurt the cows?
No, he just grazed them!
RaeBartaY
Why are women
such bad
drivers?
Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom.
BeldeneKangwA
Why were the
flies playing football in
saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !
WadaChazFr
Hey buddy.
How late does the band
play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.
AlsonZorbaYu
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
jelly ?
The collie wobbles !
RadmundChanielVo
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Because
if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
BevenPyrseI
Teacher: What is can't short for ?
Pupil:
Cannot miss
Teacher: and what is don't short for
Pupil: Doughnut
!
IasonClarencejO
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
week
to wash three basement windows?
A: It took her six days just to
dig the holes to put the ladder
in.
DalwynDareliG